martedì, luglio 20, 2010

Film rimasteriVANzati

Ragazzi una notizia bonba. Oggi passeggiavo nel mercato negro, quando ho scorto su una bancarella pecroidea una rarissima copia in DVD della versione supercaparbia deluxe di Senza esclusione di colpi.

Ovviamente l'ho comprata a occhi chiusi e naso aperto, e sono corso a casa a vederla.

E' fighissima. Intanto il film dura un'ora in più, infatti sono state aggiunte tutte le sequenze tagliate in cui il Van balla la vandance.

Ma poi, la cosa più strafigherrima è che i discorsi sono tutti in Vandammese! ve ne do un assaggio, preso dalla scena del combattimento finale:

Van: Queeo we querré éééé pao!

Bolo: Asewaoh raeeeoo quao, aò?

Van: Pappardella di porco di cane morto, eh!

Tutto il film va avanti così, incredibbile!!!

dopo aver letto questa notizia la ministra Gelmini IMPORRA' al popolo intero di isegnare il vandammese in tutte le scuole possibili ed immaginabili

porco del van orco porco così, asai!!!

E non perdetevi:


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